Creative Story

My barn door was smashed down by a Dingbat, I tried running left and right but the beast tracked me down. Finally I reached for my Flueron and Squooshed him right in the Golden section, I left the Dingbat in the Gutter and then realised his wife was now a widow. I rushed backed to the house to tell Glyph what had happened, once I told him about my stressful ordeal he got out the vodka and we got absolutely typeface'd the text was flowing and by the end of the night I could hardly Format a sentence. As I stumbled back to the barn I noticed a shady figure in the distance, it was the Widow and she was tracking me. She hit me in the header and the footer and left me in the gutter with her husband, absolute savage.